Thursday, February 19, 2015

When Searching the Internet, Words Still Matter




WHEN SEARCHING THE INTERNET, WORDS STILL MATTER
Wed. Feb. 18th, 2015


Think words don't matter when you're searching the internet?  Try this.
Get on EBay and do four searches:
-- nametag Frank -- nope, not what I had in mind
-- logo Frank -- ditto
-- decal Frank -- ditto
-- name patch Frank -- ah, that's what I was looking for!

Wednesday, February 18, 2015

My Philosophy of E-Mail



MY PHILOSOPHY OF E-MAIL
Wed. Feb. 18th, 2015


My philosophy of E-mail is different from everybody else's.  It's based on my experience.  My employer started using E-mail to replace paper memos around about 1994.  Back then, we used Pine E-mail, a great DOS E-mail program.  I liked everything about it except two things: it didn't do attachments at all well, and it couldn't handle foreign letters with accent marks on top of them.  Everything else about it was cool by me.

Everybody was saying back then that the great thing about E-mail was you didn't get any junk E-mail.  I knew from the get-go it was only a matter of time until somebody figured out how to create junk E-mail, and that train left the station a long time ago as we all know.

But my impression of E-mail is not based on the relative flood of junk E-mail I receive.  ("Relative" because lots of other people get more junk E-mail than I do.)   My impression of E-mail is based on all the useful information which my supervisors and my co-workers have shared with me via E-mail over the years, and they still do.  Junk E-mail just doesn't come into to it.  I zero in on E-mails from my supervisors and from my co-workers like a homing pigeon, and that works pretty well for me.

One trick I learned for U.S. mail in the eighties still works for me a little bit.  It is getting off of mailing lists you don't want to be on.  In E-mail, that old trick still works a little bit better than the Do Not Call list works in the world of the telephone.  When I try to get off an E-mail list, I look for the listserv address (not the list address), and I write a polite but clear E-mail, and I hope for the best.

Also, my employer's spam filter is very good.  I open my spam E-mail list from time to time and skim the subject lines, because I'm a pretty quick skimmer, and sure 'nuff it's always junk.  (Since I like reading the front page of the National Enquirer when I'm standing in the supermarket checkout line, it's a natural that I derive a simple pleasure from skimming junk E-mail subject lines, and as I say it doesn't take long.)

There you have it -- why I still like E-mail.  E-mail has been good to me, so I like to speak well of it.

P.S. Great jam session at open mike tonight at Broad River Coffee and Cones.  "Open mike without the mike" we sometimes call it.

Thursday, February 12, 2015

The Acafelons Visit Broad River Coffee and Cones, Wed. Feb. 11th, 2015


THE ACAFELONS VISIT BROAD RIVER COFFEE AND CONES
Wed. Feb. 11th, 2015


I found a great website called "Can someone paraphrase each line in this Keats Italian Sonnet?" Its web address https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=A0LEVv6wO9xUOUMA66onnIlQ?qid=20100422093646AAy8WAk (yes, that's an empty underline after the semicolon) has a tail a like a comet like you wouldn't believe, and on it someone has written this: "I never really got how great Homer was until I read him in Chapman's translation. The excitement that I felt as I discovered Homer's greatness was like the excitement an astronomer must feel as he discovers a new planet." Whenever I hear the Acafelons, I'm like an astronomer with amnesia, like Alzheimer's astronomer -- I feel like a new planet has swum into my ken again and again. The Acafelons are Gardner-Webb's a cappella singing group. They can swing on a star, and I say to them: Yes. Hello, all you Cavern dwellers, welcome to the best of cellars!

Tuesday, February 3, 2015

He's Already There



HE'S ALREADY THERE
Tues. Feb. 3rd, 2015


On Darin and Brooke Aldridge's 2011 compact disc, So Much In Between, there is a song called "He's Already There" with words and music by Bernie Nelson and Karyn Williams.  (Nice picture by Ed Rode at http://www.songlyrics.com/darin-aldridge-brooke-aldridge/he-s-already-there-lyrics/ .)  It's a beautiful song and the Aldridges give a fantastic performance of it.  The lyrics are interesting, too -- way too interesting not to comment on.  It's a song about God, but God is never named.  God is the "He" of the song.  And what a strange beginning for a Christian song!

     There's never been a day that I went hungry,
     Never had a night that I had no place to sleep.
     Never had a prayer that went unanswered  . . .

Most Christians -- I dare say -- cannot make those claims.  Can I say I never had a prayer that went unanswered?  Paradox comin', here it is: only if I count my prayers which God said No to as "answered prayers."

The first stanza continues:

     I'm right here living in the moment,
     To tell the truth, I just don't really care,

Paradox squared -- this song is going to turn out to be about a Christian.  But can you be a Christian, if you don't really care?

Stanza concludes:

     All that much about tomorrow, because I know: he's already there.

The songwriter doesn't care all that much about tomorrow, knowing God is already there.

Now I love etymology, so we're going to embark on a lengthy excursus on etymology here -- the etymology of "care."  My regular English dictionary says care is from the Old English noun cearu (a care) and the Old English verb carian (to care). But for more detail, there's a great website of the English language as it was a thousand years ago, the Bosworth-Toller Anglo-Saxon Dictionary.  Here' what it says about the verb:
(1) carian at http://www.bosworthtoller.com/005856 -- "To take care, regard, heed, to be anxious."
(2) carian at http://www.bosworthtoller.com/041395 (from the Supplement to the dictionary) -- (a) "to sorrow, be troubled," (b) "to care for, see to the welfare of, be solicitous about", (c) "to take care, pains, thought," (d) "to care about, be interested in; with negative, to be indifferent to."

Well -- hmm -- let's translate a little from the right Modern English of Mr. Bosworth (1788-1876) and Mr. Toller (1844–1930) to my own tolerably Modern English (1951-present).  What of "regard, heed"?  Easy -- they mean "pay attention to."  What of "be anxious, be troubled"?  For this angle of carian's meaning, I'd like to suggest for a modern equivalent "to worry."  There you go: "to take care, pay attention to, worry, see to the welfare of, care about, be interested in, or with negative, be indifferent to."  Most of the modern meanings -- plus worry.  The translation "to worry" makes sense for some of the examples Bosworth and Toller give (Se morgenlica dæg caraþ ymb hyne sylfne, (very roughly) => Tomorrow morning's day will worry about itself).

AND -- "worry" makes sense of Nelson and Williams' paradox.  If "I just don't really care all that much about tomorrow" means -- in drabber, less poetic language -- "I just don't really worry all that much about tomorrow" -- NOW we're standing where Christians are supposed to be standing!

So we tracked the paradox to its lair, we grabbed it and shook it up a little, made it less lyrical, more prosaic -- and it turns out we've got a Biblical meaning here that Christians can be happy to mean.

Anything else noteworthy in these lyrics?  The title phrase -- the conclusion of the stanza -- He's already there.  We are linear creatures, but God's eternity is nonlinear.  We can't visit tomorrow today.  God inhabits yesterday, today, and tomorrow all at the same time.  When we get to a day on the calendar, God is already there.

There's an overlap in meaning here with Casting Crowns' song "Already There" -- different song, related concept -- I don't know which came first.  But the Aldridges hit a home run with Nelson and Williams' song -- check it out.

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