Tuesday, December 18, 2018

Jesus' Closest Approach to Santa Claus


JESUS' CLOSEST APPROACH TO SANTA CLAUS
Tues. Dec. 18th, 2018


Jesus' closest approach to Santa Claus is in Luke 11:13.  Here is the context in the King James Version:
Luke 11:11  If a son shall ask bread of any of you that is a father, will he give him a stone? or if [he ask] a fish, will he for a fish give him a serpent?  12  Or if he shall ask an egg, will he offer him a scorpion?  13  If ye then, being evil, know how to give good gifts to your children: how much more shall [your] heavenly Father give the Holy Spirit to them that ask him?

Verse 13 begins with the word If.  But the line of Jesus' argument implies that the answer is yes. Therefore we can leave out the word "if"; and changing "ye" to you all, we can derive:
            You all then, being evil, know how to give good gifts to your children.

That's where Santa Claus comes in.  My wife has set up a sign in the living room of our house that says:
Four Stages of Life
1. You really believe in Santa
2. You really don't believe in Santa
3. You think you're Santa
4. You look like Santa
The first stage is childhood; the second stage is teenage; the last stage is old age; but the third stage is parenthood.

Jesus said "You know how to give good gifts to your children" (even though you are evil).  In the third stage, You think you're Santa, because you know how to give gifts to your children; and Santa Claus presides over the gift-giving at Christmas time, because according to his story, Santa Claus is the supervisor of the toymakers and the deliverer of the toys to children.

The custom of giving gifts to children at Christmas time is a good custom. It is a custom which began in what the ancestors called Christendom, that is, the continents and regions where Christianity is or was the dominant faith.  Of course!  Because Christendom was where Christmas was first celebrated.  From Christians, the custom spread naturally to atheists, since many Christians have atheist children (whom I -- I walk by faith -- will see in heaven).

It will always be a good custom -- in other words, if Christians abandon this custom, and it is continued only by atheists, Muslims, Jews, and people of other faiths, it will still be a good custom!

But in Luke 11:13, Jesus, by implication, gives his followers permission to give their children presents.  It is the closest the Bible comes to referring to Santa Claus.


Frank Newton

Saturday, December 8, 2018

The Laughing Blue Collar Worker: A Dream Quest for America

THE LAUGHING BLUE COLLAR WORKER: A DREAM QUEST FOR AMERICA
Written Tues. Dec. 4th, 2018; posted Sat. Dec. 8th, 2018

The Laughing Cavalier, a painting painted by Frans Hals in the 1620's, looks like this (if it works right on my blog):


Cavalier (from the Italian word for "knight") basically means a gentleman, or perhaps an army officer. 

My vision for America is of a laughing blue collar worker.  It is derived in part from a shirt advertisement by the Williamson-Dickie Mfg. Company (Dickies), which looks like this (copied from https://www.dickies.com/shirts/relaxed-fit-short-sleeve-chambray-shirt/WS509.html):


My vision here is not that blue collar workers are somehow the knights of America.  That is too romantic for me, or perhaps too obscure.  The vision is simply of American blue collar workers who are confident in the American economy.  That's a throwback vision or dream.

The term "dream quest" is used by anthropologists to describe a traditional Native American custom, of a youth who goes searching for a vision on reaching the age of puberty. 

The Native American custom is based, as it seems to me, on a simple but reasonable premise:

If you want to have a dream, you need to ask for one.

That is -- you need to ask your God, or my God, or higher powers, or whatever spirit is consid­ered most awesome and powerful in your world, even if it means calling upon the average wisdom of the average person (the original and etymological meaning of "common sense").

If we ask, stubbornly and repeatedly, for a vision of a confident blue collar worker, that will provide our best chance at obtaining such a vision.

I mentioned the word throwback, and you may be thinking, despite my remarks, that I am being too romantic.  But one of the things that modern people fairly consistently fail to take into account, is that the idea of change includes the idea of changing back.  "Them days is gone forever" is true about some things -- especially, at a certain point, the youthfulness of any given generation -- but it is not true about all things.  To grab an easy example, farming has made hunting less central to the human way of life; but nothing so far (in the last ten thousand years, that is) has made hunting disappear.

To narrow the picture down some, the vision is of and for someone who says, "I don't particu­larly want to become more educated than my parents were.  I would like to be able to get a job that will put food on the table for an average-sized modern family, after schooling which lasts no longer than a human childhood and adolescence, with some free years at the beginning of my childhood to play, the way children in other countries and in my country traditionally have done.  And I need my job to be an activity which does not destroy the environment for my children and my children's children."

The vision is of gainful employment and a living wage for people who don't want to become highly educated, such as was open to our ancestors.

When we consider this vision, we need to recall that the authors of the Declaration of Independence did not first conduct a study to determine if life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness was a workable and attainable goal.  Instead, they first articulated their vision and declared it as their goal, and then they fought for it.

I'm not asking for a rebellion, because the success of the American Revolution was a freak accident.  Most rebellions end like the rebellion in Spain, with all the rebels being killed.  But I am asking for a re-visioning..

Blue collar work involves growing things and making things.  The question is not whether we can re-involve human beings in these activities with wages adequate to support a family.  The questions is how.

People who have studied our nation's youth report that they need to become more resilient.  That means our youth need to become better at problem-solving, and more able to bounce back after setbacks -- more able to recalibrate and re-channel and re-try their dreams, instead of setting fire to what they have already attempted and giving up on the idea of having any dreams or visions whatso­ever.

In a nutshell, resilience is a fancy word for toughness.  What observers of our nation's youth are calling for is a national or international re-toughening -- a re-toughening without loss of mental fitness.

In the past couple of paragraphs, I have used several words with the prefix re-.  This basic­ally implies that we need, as a nation or as a species, to go back and do some things again which we have already done, or do some things which our ancestors used to do, perhaps inclu­ding some things that we thought we would never have to do again (like twisting off the heads of chickens).  Also, this re-toughening includes a re-toughening of our system of education.

I will try to add one last picture -- Norman Rockwell's painting Free Speech in his Four Freedoms series of paintings:


It's not a picture of me.  I'm an intellectual.  But it's a picture of someone that I want to be on the same team with, in terms of us having the same vision for our country and for the human beings in our world.

It's almost like looking at the jungle construction workers in India and Southeast Asia and say­ing, "Putting those elephants to work is not a bad idea, as long as we don't forget to ask 'What would Jesus do?' from time to time."  And then be honest about the answer, and try to do some­thing to make what Jesus would do happen.

Rockwell's painting is an extremely simple but effective picture of a blue collar worker standing up and speaking in a gathering of mostly white collar workers, who are paying attention to what he has to say.  This is a romantic painting, but it is not more romantic than the Declaration of Independence.  The website of the Norman Rockwell Museum (currently https://www.nrm.org/2012/01/norman-rockwells-four-freedoms/) says about the inspiration for the painting:

" . . . Rockwell wanted to do more for the war effort and decided he would illustrate Roosevelt’s four freedoms. Finding new ideas for paintings never came easily, but this was a greater challenge.  . . .  While mulling it over, Rockwell, by chance, attended a town meeting where one man rose among his neighbors and voiced an unpopular view. That night Rockwell awoke with the realization that he could paint the freedoms best from the perspective of his own hometown experiences using everyday, simple scenes such as his own town meeting."

Another website I looked at a while back (I have lost the reference) stated that the man  Rock­well saw standing up and speaking at a town meeting did not persuade the other people at the meeting, but was listened to with respect.  That may be, but it's still a useful painting.

In a poem, William Blake said "I will not cease from Mental Fight."  The American Revolution effectively began with the mental work of writing the Declaration of Independence.  All success­ful fighting begins in the mind.  We have pictured the first step in what is needed to revive the fortunes of blue collar work as a vision quest.

Closing

Three factors remain to be raised.  Firstly, the Declaration of Independence ends with the signers' pledge, "we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor."  The reference to our Fortunes was not empty.  The signers were wealthy in their day.  That is not to say that there were no wealthy people among the Loyalists.  But the vision we envision cannot succeed, unless a fair share of the rich people of today sign onto it.

Secondly, the signers were unhampered by a dreadful encumbrance which drags upon us: the encumbrance of addiction to illegal drugs.  In our country today, this addiction is endemic to all social classes: to the rich, to the middle class, and to the poor; and each of these three classes blames the curse of this addiction upon the bad example of the other two.  Today, addiction to illegal drugs is a major source of strife between the social classes.  If the vision is to succeed, a sufficient number of people of every social class must renounce this addiction.

It is not impossible.  The founders of our country were faced with demons of their own.  In the case of the demon of slavery, they managed to postpone the reckoning until a lifetime after their struggle was won -- an extremely powerful strategic move.  The contribution of Virginia leaders to American independence is well known.

Thirdly and lastly, the vision depends for success on an accommodation of feelings with a fourth class not yet mentioned, though routinely included among the poor, namely, the class of people who have no job at all, no prospects of one, and sometimes no desire for one.  What seems neces­sary to me is an accommo­dation based upon Jesus' approach to the poor in Matthew 25:37-40:

37  Then the righteous will answer Him saying, Lord, when did we see you hungry, and feed [you]?  Or thirsty, and give [you] drink?  38  When did we see you a stranger, and give [you] shelter?  Or without clothing, and clothed [you]?  39  Or when did we see you sick, or in prison, and visit you?  40  And the King will answer and say to them, In truth I tell you, Inasmuch as you all have done to one of the least of these my brothers, you all have done unto me.

Jesus is describing charity.  The insight of modern city-dwellers is that the government can help very efficiently with charity.  Welfare is charity; charity is love; love is what Jesus asks.  On this matter of efficiency, country-dwellers need to trust city-dwellers.  The least of these our brothers are not the working poor -- they are the people on the dole.  The issue here is for the working poor not to be consumed with envy for, or anger with, those on the dole.  The working poor are not the proletariat in the Latin meaning, which means those whose only contribution to the state is making babies.  The people on the dole are the proletariat in the Latin sense.  The eagle defecates in many different ways.  If you are eager to hold down a job without umpteen extra helpings of education, then you need to reach peace of mind and charity (an attitude of love and acceptance) with the fact that some people in your country, as well as in every other country, do not want to hold down a job, or are unfitted even for the jobs that require the least amount of education.  They may lack your physical strength.  Goal-oriented behavior may be beyond their reach.  Jesus' saying The poor you have always with you, is a saying about those on the dole, and the saying is addressed to the working poor. -- That is the accommodation needed to make this vision work.

You can call the ideas expressed in this essay simplistic, but to paraphrase what I've already written, then you would have to call the Declaration of Independence simplistic.

Frank Newton

Friday, December 7, 2018

Trump Slammed for Not Reciting Creed at Funeral

TRUMP SLAMMED FOR NOT RECITING CREED AT FUNERAL

Fri. Dec. 7th, 2018


A headline said Trump has been criticized for not reciting the creed at the funeral of President Bush the Elder (his middle initials can go jump in the lake; I regard them not).  I thought I would comment on that.  I'm going to take the discussion in a partly non-religious direction.

The president we have is the most un-intellectual president we've had in my lifetime.  I would put him up against President Reagan in that department.  I think the reason he didn't recite the creed at President Bush's funeral has nothing to do with religion.  I think it's because the creed is too hard for him to pronounce.

Pronouncing a long string of words at the same time everybody else in the room is pronouncing them is a difficult feat for many people.  I have changed my mind about pronunciation.  When I was a young linguist, I figured other linguists were right when they claimed or assumed that people get good at pronouncing their native language, because they get so much practice at it.  We speak our native language every day.  But I have changed my mind.  I have decided that English is hard to pronounce, even for native speakers.  But I'm going beyond that.  I now think that every human language is hard to pronounce, even for people who speak it every day.  It's a miracle that there are any people at all who can chatter rapidly and confidently in their own language, like the radio disk jockeys who are the most fun to listen to.

Think about it.  The Pledge of Allegiance is hard for people to learn.  The creed is longer than the pledge.  ("The creed" is a polite and reasonable abbreviation for "any of the various creeds which are in existence."  The Apostles' Creed is longer than the pledge, and the Nicene Creed is longer than the Apostles' Creed.  I don't know which creed they recited at President Bush's funeral.)  You don't have to memorize the creed.  It's written on a piece of paper which is in front of you when you're at church.  You just read it off the paper.  That's still hard for a lot of people.

I had an Episcopal friend who said "Episcopalians must think God likes to be read to."  I thought that was funny.  I grew up in the Episcopal Church, and I'm back in it now.  We Episcopalians read a lot of prayers out of a book in church.  I don't think God likes to be read to, but I do think it is good for me to read wholesome sentences about God out of a book over and over and over again until I die.  By the time an Episcopalian gets to be my age, he or she has fragments of the most common worship services floating around in his or her brain.  But the flip side of that is Episcopalians are a minority within Christians.  A story handed down in the Episcopal side of my family has two Episcopalians (one of them a college president) observing a church full of Baptists getting out.  The college president turns to her friend and observes "Baptists are so plentiful."

The point is that reading a lot of stuff out loud out of a book, in unison with a bunch of other people, is too troublesome for most believers.  And we all know what Jesus would say about that: the ones who are not good at reading have AT LEAST as good a chance of getting into heaven as the good readers!  We all know that.  I wouldn't say God likes to be read to, but God does hear the same stuff from Episcopalians over and over.  God simply has to be patient with Episcopalians.

This ties in with acronyms.  I hate acronyms, but everybody else loves them.  The reason people love acronyms is that they're easy to pronounce.  Try pronouncing a three-letter acronym out loud, and then pronounce a three-syllable ordinary word out loud.  Which is easier to pronounce?  Here are some to practice on.

            Acronyms                                            Ordinary Words
            you ess ay                                            digital
            you en cee                                           computer
            ay bee cee                                            acronym
            ell bee jay (a good president)              president
           
See what I mean?  A couple of generations ago the linguist Otto Jespersen said (if I remember rightly) that English words are short and manly, like length and strength.  But people would rather say ay bee cee dee ee eff gee than say The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.

In conclusion, I think that the people who are good at pronouncing their native language are actually in the minority.  I think those people are fun to listen to, but we can't all be like that.  Actually, that was just my first conclusion.  The real and final conclusion is, I don't mind the President keeping silent while the creed is being recited.  I'm sure it's a reflection on his tongue, not on his heart (assuming that the heart is the part of your body God writes things on).  You can't persuade me otherwise.

Frank Newton