Newton's First Satire and Potpourri

NEWTON'S FIRST SATIRE AND POTPOURRI

Thanks and samples to Bobby Day, Chuck Berry, Little Richard (with a brown sugar ending)

Wed. August 29th, 2018

Rocks in the treetop all the day long,

Hoppin' and a-boppin' and a croakin' his song!

All the little birds on Republican Street,

Love to hear the Trumpin go tweet tweet tweet!

Dumpin Trumpin -- stumpin Trumpin --

Go Dumpin Trumpin, cause you're really gotta tweet tonight!

Beep bop a Trumpin, baleep boom bah!

Beep bop a Trumpin, baleep boom bah!

Dumpin Trumpin -- stumpin Trumpin -- pumpin sumpin --

Go Dumpin Trumpin cause you're really gotta tweet tonight!

Tweedly-deedly-dee, tweedly-deedly-dee,

Go Dumpin Trumpin, cause you're really gonna tweet tonight!

We gonna pump some sump tonight!

Pump some sump tonight!

Pump some sump tonight!

Go, Dumpin Trumpin, cause the sump pump's pumpin sump tonight!

Well the Trumpin started hopping, pretty soon it occurred,

He overslopped the buzzard and the great speckled bird!

Trumpin and Pumpin started a novelty shop.

Back up off the counter was the cream of the crop!

The Russians were a hackin and the ruckus was good

Till one day lo and behold

Special prosecutor stood --

Go Dumpin Trumpin, he won't catch up with you,

Go Dumpin Trumpin, he ain't special enough for you,

Go Dumpin Trumpin, use all the speed you got,

Go Dumpin Trumpin, you know you need a lot,

Go head on, Dumpin Trumpin,

Yo' hot stuff is really hot!

Go Dumpin Trumpin, cause you're really gonna tweet tonight!

Ba-dump, bah-dah-dumb,

Ba-dump, bah-dah-dumb,

Ba da da bump ba, ba da dump bump bump bum!

Frank Newton